Hi I'm Jess..... No, not Kate Upton on the right. Sorry, she's taken..... That's me on the left.
Now I am on the right, with not-my-baby..... My adorably perfect nephew.....
So, I tend to trust Kelly and her blog more than I do online or app dating. I figure that it can't hurt, right?
Here is where I try to convince you that I'd be great for you or the guy you are "trying to help out." I seriously hate this part. I always sound lame and cheesy, lol.
I'm a native Florida girl who is fine staying here forever, but wouldn't be opposed to uprooting, someday. I've spent the last decade-plus working really hard to succeed in school and then my career. Now, I'm ready to focus more on the personal side of things. Only problem? When you've spent ten years on your career, you find yourself only meeting people within your work circle.... hence, trying Kelly's little link-up ;)
I'd consider myself quirky, rather than weird. If you've watched that show 'New Girl' with Zoey Deschanel, I'm a tamer version of 'Jess' (or so people say). I also find myself relating to ridiculous things that Mindy says in 'The Mindy Project.' Like, there are times where I will say to myself, "OMG. Those words have some out of my mouth before!"
I like to laugh and will occasionally break into dance in random places. I'm pretty sarcastic, but no one ever realizes it (apparently, I have an innocent face and a sweet tone). In some instances, I'm totally organized and anal.... in others, I really couldn't care less.
I try to be honest and upfront (when I'm not being sarcastic).
My friends and acquaintances tell me I have a stellar Snapchat game....
I like music, movies, Disney (yes, Disney), and spending time with my friends/family.
During the summer, I and my immediate+extended family have a very serious addiction to 'Big Brother.' It is our goal to have a member of our family on the show, at some point. Anyone who complains about or mocks the show in any way is excommunicated until it's over. Just a fair warning, lol.
Over the past couple of years, I've gotten into running. I do it, but I tend to complain about it until I have a race and actually finish. Then, I am happy and will be proud for about a week until I complain about it, again.
What am I looking for?
A guy who loves Jesus, knows His love, and knows that we are all very flawed humans (especially me).
I want someone funny, relaxed, responsible, and caring. Someone who is ok with the occasional random dance (you don't have to join... you just can't pretend not to know me, lol). Someone who likes kids (and maybe wants some of their own).
My job is very social and so are my coworkers, so I'd really prefer not to be involved with a hermit. However, I also want someone who is ok with having a 'couch potato day' every so often.
Seriously, if you do any sort of tobacco.... no thanks.
That's about all I can think of at the moment :)
My job is very social and so are my coworkers, so I'd really prefer not to be involved with a hermit. However, I also want someone who is ok with having a 'couch potato day' every so often.
Seriously, if you do any sort of tobacco.... no thanks.
That's about all I can think of at the moment :)
If you think there is a match in the making or you have any other questions, feel free to comment or email me!
