Monday, November 19, 2012

Monday Musings

I'm pretty sure that Shaun T from Insanity is either married to or having an affair with Tanya. She is in every video and he always focuses on her at least once during the workout.


Also, I think that Chris on the Insanity videos is a paid actor. During the Plyometrics video, he looks overly exhausted. Like, during the warm-up.

I mean, I know they all get paid, but they are paid fitness professionals. I think he gets paid to act really, really tired. I'm not even struggling that bad that soon.


Hearing people chew drives me insane.

Over the weekend, various loud chewers almost drove me to violence.

Worse than chips are when someone is eating a sandwich or a piece of pizza. You know something with bread and cheese that they have to move their mouth more to chew.

I'm still trying to find a polite way to ask people to chew more quietly.


I saw Breaking Dawn 2 Thursday night at 10pm.

O. M. G.

I almost had a panic attack. I read the books, I know what happens.

I was literally yelling at the screen (and I wasn't the only one... the whole theatre was freaking out), "WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!"


Taylor Swift's new album 'Red'??

I may or may not have listened to it exclusively for three weeks straight.


HOW is Thanksgiving this week? HOW?!


My sister and BIL are in town for Thanksgiving (and our family cruise!!).

It is insane.

My BIL and my cousin's husband Mike are two of the loudest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Plus, my sister talks more than anyone I know... and, really, really fast.

I love them all, but my head spins when they are in the same room together, lol.


I'm devastated that Target didn't bring back the Crazy Target Lady.

Like, really, really sad about it.

So, in remembrance....


Kristin said...

the taylor swift cd has been in my car playing ever since it came out! so good i need to go see her in concert ASAP.

Sonya said...

I don't miss Crazy Target Lady. I'm thankful she's gone because I can't take her.

Melissa said...

Haha! You crack me up! I kind of get what you mean about your loud family members that talk fast! My sis & Brad's sis are SO LOUD & when they're in the same room... OMG!

Brad sometimes chews loudly & I have to like turn up the music or turn the TV on or make him leave the room! It's gross. Thankfully you never hear it out to eat or anything. It's just like if we're eating & reading or something... so it's quiet... man! It's bad. LOL