Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Open Letters

Dear Face,

You are 28. You are not a 14 year old boy.

How about obeying the great cleansing process I put you through and clearing up?


Tired of gross skin


Dear Sleep,

Is there any way that I could multiply you? Like, for every minute, it feels like three?


Just Tired


Dear Work,

I am so glad that business is good.

However, if there is anyway that you could stop being so crazy before the beginning of June, I'd appreciate it.


Need An Asst.... Or A Raise


Dear Siri,

I love you.

That's all.


Proud IPhone 4S Owner


Dear FD,

I wasn't talking to you. Then, I drank a bit of wine over the weekend and I stopped caring that I was mad at you.

Hence, the texts.

You aren't off the hook, just yet. You'd be wise to remember that.


Wine Is Your Friend


Dear Rear End,

I'm going to kick you into shape, if it's the last thing I do.


Smaller Size Wanted


Dear Stomach and Waist,

Talk to your neighbor downstairs.


Taking No Prisoners

1 comment:

Lil' Woman said...

Love these open letters!!