Dear Facebook,

Dear Facebook,

Or..... more specifically..... Dear Facebook Staff,

You are brilliant.

You are cutting edge.

You are clearly some of the most innovative web coders known to man.

However, I like timelines. I like order.

I like to choose what stories are important to me.

I like privacy.

I hate change, especially when it's inflicted upon me first thing in the morning with no warning.

So, if you could all just take a break from the constant "upgrading" I would greatly appreciate it. I was just getting used to the new chat features and then you throw this crap at me. A girl can only adapt so much.

Warm Regards,

All-American "I Like Ruts" Jess