Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Did anyone NOT see that coming?

My mom cracks me up.

This morning, she called me. As soon as I answered the phone, she says, "I have WONDERFUL news!!"

Now, with her excitement, I was thinking a mixture of the following things........

......... Trevor's doctor called and he's officially healed.

......... she won the lottery.

....... my cousin Heidi called and was suprising us by coming down to visit.

..... my uncle Bobby called and was suprising us by coming down to visit.

.......... she won the lottery.

......... the oil-spill was magically cleaned up.

.......... an unknown relative passed away and left us all a great deal of money.

So, in about three seconds, my mind was full of potenial awesomeness and I asked, "What?!?! What's the news?!?"

She replied with just as much as excitement as if all the above had happened simultaneously, "Jake and Vienna broke up!!!! Regis and Kelly announced it!!!"

After my initial disappointment, I started busting out laughing.

Raise your hand if you didn't see that one coming, lol.


Hillary (First Yr Wife) said...

That's so funny!

My mom's not ususally in the loop on celebrity news but every now and then she surprises me. I remember her calling me at college and she was so sad because she had just heard that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had split up!

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...thank goodness.
I didn't watch but from what I've heard they sucked together.

Anonymous said...

Hahahah!!! That's funny. I actually WOULDN'T have been surprised if they had worked out. Kind of like 'crazy is as crazy does'.

Gina said...

Tell your mom that I am just as excited as she is...I totally Tweeted about that this morning!

Brittany Ann said...

Oh man! Gotta love mamas!

Jessie said...

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