Sunday, March 28, 2010

Overheard this weekend.......

If you were in the vicinity of Orlando in the past 48 hours, you may or may not have heard the following...



"Can we all agree not to steal each other's kidneys?"


"Are you that guy who cleaned up my puke last night?"


"Why are we making the poor non-Orlando girl do all the driving?"


"Hello, period whisperer."


"Are we supposed to be praying or some sh*t like that?"


"You’re my surrogate for my mixed race baby."


"I want a bite of yours."


 "Just cause you’re homeless, doesn’t mean you can’t be fresh."


"What lane do I get in?"...... (in unison) "The LEFT!!"..... "Left-left or right-left?"


"I'm scared.... I don't want her to get sick. I mean, this is only the second time I’ve met you people."


"I had never heard about cervical mucus before tonight.... now, I feel like I know more than I ever needed to know."


"You need to marry him, so you can have my Asian baby."


"I need to rub lotion all over these thighs and lay spread eagle, for a while."


“I’m waddling”...... “It’s okay it’s good practice for being pregnant.”


"Don't say anything funny for a minute..... she's about to spit out her water."


"Ladies, I think we've now met Lester the Molester."


"Ro.... You're cheating on us and I don't like it."


"We’re not classy enough for this stuff."


 “What’s the Sec?”..... “Uh, you mean S.E.C.?”


"No, the important thing is..... What would Gina do?"



The absolute best line uttered all weekend......

“I think they’re all bloggers.” ~ ~ ~ whispered


Stay tuned for a full recap!!!




 

3 comments:

Gina said...

Oh, please, please, please tell me that I am the Gina in question. And then tell me what the question was regarding?

And who puked? Where?

Was Little Woman the praying quoter?

I am sure that what happened in Orlando was supposed to stay in Orlando but I have been super jealous all weekend and if I can get just a few details, maybe a little of my green will fade.

Maybe.

Lil' Woman said...

Lol....Lester the Molester was soo creepy...we should have called someone, eww!!

Brittany Ann said...

Oh man, you know...as I was writing my recap for tomorrow, I remembered Lester the Molestor, and felt horrible. We should have called the police. AHHHH!!!