Monday, May 3, 2010

Monday Minute....

Hint..... The graphic is the link....


Monday Minute
1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?

I wouldn't. Even if I tried, I'd throw up while trying and just not get paid.

2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.

I haven't, by choice. I once broke up a pair of Kindergarteners that were fighting (like one kid was on top of the other and punching him) while subbing. Another time, I got punched by a 4th grader. He wasn't going for me, but for the kid standing behind me.

Same school, both times.... let's just say it was a rough one.

Another time (at another school), I had to drag a girl off another girl. The one girl was pulling her across a blacktop by her hair and kicking her. Wasn't my class, but I was the closest adult. They were in the 5th grade.

3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.

That stupid Fireflies song.

4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.

I've never been drunk (which fascinates some of my coworkers). Tipsy, yes, but never drunk. I'm too much of a control freak.... I want to know what I'm doing. I also hate headaches and throwing up, so a hangover has no appeal.

5 - What's your biggest regret?

I try not to live with regrets. Everything I've done has led me to where I am and you don't know what one different decision could do to change the path of your life.

That said, I do wish that I would have been smaller throughout my life. At the same time, being bigger has helped me become me. My looonnnnggg journey of losing weight has also shaped me.

I have some things regarding "The Guy" that I would like to see the sliding door of. You know.... where you see what would have happened had you said/done this. Nothing major, just a few reactions I wish I would have had at certain points.... looking back, I feel they were missed opportunities.


LWLH said...

That Fireflies song is annoying...ugh!

Ian said...

Don't know that song but thanks for linking up!

Unknown said...


Ok, so the key to not getting a hangover:
1. Choose one type of alcohol and stick with it (probably shouldn't be wine if you really, really hate headaches).
2. don't mix liquor with anything sweet. Diet soda is best.
3. Before bed, pee, drink a bottle of water (the whole thing), eat a peanut butter sandwich, take 2 motrin, and some tums.

See, you CAN be a control freak and still get drunk, because, yes, I do all of the above every time I see the bottom of a few too many bottles.

But personally? Getting tipsy is more fun :)