Friday, August 27, 2010

Would you rather...........

I had an *awesome* birthday! Thanks for the great wishes!

I'll have to post about it and other things later. As part of my birthday, I'm being whisked away on a fun trip! Pics and details to come :)

However, my good friend Marianne tagged me and I'm going to follow through...

Would You Rather.....

1. live in Death Valley for a year OR see Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus in concert everyday for a year? (no, earplugs are not allowed.)

I'm going to say Justin and Miley. I'm choosing to go on the premise that I work on the tour and therefore am being paid to see them in concert everyday for a year.

It's a small career dream of mine to work on a tour, so I'll accept that those two cheeseballs are apart of it.

2. live off of pickles for a year OR live off of McDonald's for a year? (Three Words: "Super Size Me")

McDonald's......... at least there is some variety.

3. give up blogging (writing & reading) for a year OR give up watching TV for a year?

Sorry friends.... I'd choose Blogging.

I've only been blogging for two years. I've been watching TV my whole life. I *heart* TV.

4. be a 60-year-old virgin OR Michelle Duggar**?

Michelle Duggar.... she seems really, really nice. She loves kids. And, no matter how droopy she is, her husband still seems to want to have sex with her.

5. drive a Smart Car OR a Matchbox Car? Because, really, they are about the same size.

If it's a Matchbox Car, can I at least have one of the power cars? Like you get at Toys'R'Us.... I always wanted one of those to ride in.

6. marry Snooki OR Mel Gibson (sexual preference aside)? If you are unfamiliar with Snooki, let's say Kate Gosselin.

Mel Gibson........ I can handle crazy and nasty.

7. have dinner with Osama bin Laden OR Kim Jong-il?

Forgive me for asking, but who is Kim Jong-il?

Whatever, I'll go with bin Laden.

8. travel to all of the European countries OR visit all 50 states & Puerto Rico & D.C.?

As much as I want to visit parts of Europe, I'll go with the 50 states +. We have a great big beautiful country that I'd love to see.

Sorry, Marianne, my answers weren't very funny, lol.

And, I'm tagging anyone that wants to be tagged (because I'm too lazy to look for people, tonight).


Hillary (First Yr Wife) said...

Haha I love when you said "no matter how droopy she is, her husband still seems to want to have sex with her." So true... he clearly does! Funny stuff. :)

Justine said...

Oh man, I looooooooove Michelle Duggar... As everyone knows! :)

And I feel like a jerk for missing your birthday! Soooo Happy Belated Birthday.... :) Haha :)

Marianne said...

Your answer about Michelle Duggar and her droopiness made me LOL! Doesn't she seem like the nicest, most patient person alive?

Kim Jong-Il is the leader of North Korea. He's psychotic. I'd definitely choose him over bin Laden. He'd be incredibly fascinating to interview... of course, with 5 armed soldiers carrying AK-47's at my side.

I'd rather see all 50+ states, too :)

Lil' Woman said...

Happy Belated Birthday Jess!!

I def. agree with your assessment of the Duggars. Obviously he can't keep his hands off her.

Gina said...

I'm with you on everything except blogging vs. television!